The Going Rate for a Clean Slate

I arrange the kitchen chairs like I’m hosting

a small theatre performance. My mind drifts

to Regency-era estates: lords on all fours,

miming Bengal tigers in games of charades.

I fill a steam mop with water, listen

for its distinctive hiss. The mist settles

and I worry the floor will be slick

for hours, stocking-feet children

miming Lipinski’s triple lutz.

Why do women clean? I recall Leviticus,

husbands forbidden to pass dinner dishes

to unclean wives–a woman’s hunger

like a tchotchke on a shelf, caked in dust.

What makes me clean? My Lord

on all fours, washing my feet.